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A really busy year
• This month Im trying hard to eat some chocolate (OK, I dont have to try that hard), because a Harvard University study found that participants who ate sweets lived, on average, almost a year longer that those who didnt. • In March Ill switch cell-phone carriers and keep my old number, since regulations finally allow it. • In April Ill clean my dehumidifier. (Then in September Ill clean my humidifier.) • In July Ill be sure to take my scheduled vacation, because Ill be 32 percent less likely to die from coronary disease if I do. But before I go, Ill check my health- and auto-insurance policies; the Transportation Department Web site for the performance of each airline; the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Web site for cruise-ship health histories; and the State Departments current list of travel warnings. (I wonder if the government knows of a good hotel. ) • In September, if I use a chainsaw to help my brother-in-law cut firewood, Ill wear hearing protection, long pants, a long-sleeved shirt, nonslip gloves, goggles, a hard hat with a face screen, protective chaps, and work boots with a steel-reinforced toe area. • In October Ill check my car battery and decide which brand and model to buy when this one gives out. • In November Ill make copies of all my financial and legal documents and give a set to my family and a set to my lawyer. • Every week Ill be sure to consume 14 to 21 servings of meat, beans, nuts, or eggs; 35 to 63 servings of fruits and vegetables; 14 to 21 servings of low-fat or nonfat dairy products; 56 glasses of water; and 42 to 77 servings of grain. • Twice a week Ill take my omega-3 fatty-acid pill, because I cant guarantee that Ill eat fish with all that good fat in it. • Once a year Ill check my credit report. • Twice a year Ill change my cars wiper blades. • Twice a year Ill rotate the tires. Good advice, and really, folks, Ill do my best to fit it all in. Ive even left a few dates open, which is fortunate since I see some telltale interoffice memos in my mail box--advance notice of the good advice in upcoming issues of the magazine. And if its in Consumer Reports, we know we can trust it. Now, about that chocolate; didnt I see some study
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