
A reader saw this boat last year in West Los Angeles. Presumably the sellers have figured out by now the knotty question of whether they have naught for sale or not.

We took this boast as a challenge and looked for the string, and voilà: “Caribbean Cruise Line markets … travel packages … and in return requires the attendance at a presentation on the sale of independent vacation ownership resorts.”

Just think what this stuff could do for crabgrass.

It’s only Fresh Cranberry Bread Mix once you add … fresh cranberries! If you choose to add old blueberries, presto: Stale Blueberry Bread Mix.

Do you think this KFC Honey Sauce consists of, well, honey? You’re only 7 percent correct. (It’s mostly corn syrup.)

“Luckily,” said the reader who snapped this photo in Illinois, “I live in a retirement-type community around the corner and have plenty of old to bring in.”

A reader realized that the outside of this “confidential” medication review was anything but. Venlafaxine is his wife’s prescription drug taken for depression.

“This was scanned from our favorite Thai restaurant take-out menu,” says a reader who, since he was alive to write us, must have skipped the coriander.

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