September 2008
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Selling it


Watch your language

Speaking of language foibles, there are a couple in the ad for this book (though not in the book itself): It’s pronounced lan-yap, and “bouillon” has two o’s.
language foibles in ad for book about language foibles


Sleepless near Seattle

A reader snapped this amusing pair of signs from his boat in an Everett, Wash., marina.
center for sleep disorders with no wake sign


A mortgage for mice?

Countrywide has been under scrutiny lately for making questionable home loans, so an Illinois reader was a bit surprised to find that the company was eager to refinance his post office box. “I don’t even own my post office box,” he writes. “I must say, though, my PO box is really cozy, with silver metallic and black trim.”

Property address: PO Box 564

When ya gotta go . . .
off-road commode


Lost in translation

Good. No one likes a pessimistic, boastful confection.
over-optimism modest chocolate and a soft marshmallow lead you in elegant tea time


Just call them pancakes

You know what creeps are—they’re those thin, doughy things that lurk around shredded meats.
mu shu beef with (4) creeps


Ooey-gooey

We asked Greenbrier International, distributor of this made-in-China product, why anyone would heed the message on the flip side of the pack, but no one got back to us.

wash product thoroughly before use