Selling It

Goofs, glitches, and gotchas spotted by our readers

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Marketers want their products and services to be noticed and applauded, but sometimes the attempt backfires. When it does, our eagle-eyed readers let us know, submitting examples of rip-offs, poorly worded ads, half-empty packaging, outlandish claims, and goofs that have made them laugh out loud.

Clean Up Your Act, Please

These products and pitches are kind of a mess.

Vacuum car wash sign


This Deal Sucks
“Free” just doesn’t mean what it used to.
Submitted by Steve Hilkemeyer, seen in Collinsville, IL

hand sanitizer

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Don’t Spread This on Toast
Ignore the label: This recalled hand sanitizer definitely isn’t edible.
Submitted by Amy Ho, CO

Dish detergent

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What’s That Smell?
Sometimes the “New & Improved Scent!” is actually the same old one.
Submitted by S. Neil Owen, Yellville, AR

Humming Bird Cleaning Kit

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When a Birdbath Just Isn’t Enough
Here’s a product that will never fly.
Submitted by Dale Gleason, Chillicothe, OH

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Send us your funny ads. Please include key information, such as the publication’s name and date. We might publish your submission here.

See our Selling It archives for previously published silliness.

Editor’s Note: This article also appeared in the May 2021 issue of Consumer Reports magazine.